Bald Men Unite!

GQ published a new shiny list. Not about the 100 sexiest, or richest, or most influential but a list of the 100 Most Powerful Bald Men in America.

Behold the Shiny Brilliance of GQ’s 2010 Bald 100!โ€”Our highly scientific ranking of the one hundred most powerful, influential and just plain bad-ass looking bald men in the USA. These are the men who put the balls in bald, and we salute you.

Here are few of those who made it:


Romany Malco
Child rapper turned actor, most notably as drug dealer to suburban housewives on Weeds.


Billy Zane
Found fame as "The Phantom" and that other guy in Titanic.


Jason Statham
The lovable bad boy in Guy Ritchie movies; more comprehensible than Brad Pitt in Snatch. 


English R&B singer known for hit single "Kiss from a Rose," and for being married to Heidi Klum by way of some tear in space-time continuum.

image Bruce Willis image The Dalai Lama

image Mike Tyson


Andre Agassi


Howie Mandel

image Magic Johnson

via [GQ]

Since no hair to cover our ears we hear better. We know women like men with hair; you donโ€™t have to say it loud. We have feelings you know.

Bald men reading this post, have a shiny clean shave!


11 thoughts on “Bald Men Unite!

  1. Hey not entirely true that women like men with hair! Totally bald can look really good if he has a nicely shaped head. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Strongly discouraged, however, are the comb-overs to disguise balding.

  2. LOL ๐Ÿ™‚ Well done–both GQ and the post!

    One of the sexiest men I have met is balding in a classical, middle aged way. Brains, a sense of humour, niceness, ethics, and courage go a long way toward sexy. However, he is one of my multitudinous bosses, so I keep my thoughts to myself. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Some men wear bald better than others, just as some men wear hair better than others. And yes, if you are shaving the remains, clean shaven is best!

  3. Jaraad, my pastor says: “God made some heads perfect. On the rest He put hair”

    I add the resounding NO to preferring men with hair. We love our men for who they are, and if they lose hair, so be it.

    Oh yea, comb-overs (especially slicked down comb-overs) are SO bad. Shave it before combing over, any day of the week.

  4. Wow! I didnโ€™t expect that many comments on this post. Thank you all ๐Ÿ™‚
    I am not sure why some balding men do comb-over and why people close to them allow them to do it. Bald men should be banned from buying combs ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Now in Jordan the appearance of most of the young men is divided between who use the wax or who shave their hair and have a bald head, my brother and many young men in my family have it now not because they r originally bald no just because it looks nice on them ๐Ÿ™‚

    my elder brother used to has a wild childhood ,nearly every summer vacation he fall down during playing, so his head full with stitches, he tried to shave his hair once but his head was very scary :$ so he changed his mind and grew his hair again ๐Ÿ˜€

  6. whisper,
    Do they still put wax and gel on their hair? Wow! What happened to your brotherโ€™s head. Lucky he still got some hair to cover that ๐Ÿ™‚

    ุงู„ูƒูŠู„ ุจู…ูƒูŠุงู„ูŠู†
    I am glad you changed your mind ๐Ÿ™‚

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